Florida Man Overdoses On Heroin In Walmart Bathroom Then Escapes From Ambulance Stretcher

By Tommy Gimler

That’s one hell of a day, even for “Florida Man.”

According to UPI, a photojournalist for CBS 12 was shooting B-roll for another story at a West Palm Beach Walmart Wednesday afternoon. At the same time, paramedics who had responded to a heroin overdose in the superstore’s men’s room were wheeling out the victim on a stretcher and preparing to load him into an ambulance.

And…action!

Let’s be honest: They must have loaded up that guy with some pretty good shit. I mean, to go from unconscious in a bathroom because of a heroin overdose to sprinting like you’re at the Olympic Time Trials is no small feat. In fact, the man was so quick that police and paramedics were unable to find him.

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Tommy Gimler
Tommy Gimler

Tommy Gimler is a stand-up comedian, musician, writer, emcee and all-around good guy. He has worked hundreds of stages across the country, including those at The Laugh Factory, The World Famous Comedy Store and dozens of Improvs.

Tommy has had the pleasure of emceeing events for amazing clients such as Budweiser, Mitsubishi, Chase, Discovery, Animal Planet in front of thousands of people at events like the Super Bowl, X Games, U.S. Open, Little League World Series.

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