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The year 2016 might be younger than a girl R. Kelly likes to urinate on, but it looks as though we’ve already found High Times’ “Dog of the Year.”
According to UPI, a family in Ellisville, Mississippi, alerted authorities after their dog came home with a bag in its mouth that had more than one pound of marijuana inside of it.
A Dog In Mississippi Brought Home A Bag Of Pot
Photo: Jones County Sheriff’s Office
The dog’s owner told the Jones County Sheriff’s Office that he thought his pooch had initially wandered home with a bag of garbage in its mouth, but upon further inspection, it turned out to be more than a pound of the devil’s lettuce.
Police said they’re working to find out where in hell the bag of weed came from. In a related story, we’re wondering why in hell the owner called the police.
