There’s always a small chance that your roommate is a murderer. With that in mind, you can probably tell that the person who posted this Craigslist ad enjoys tearing out his floorboards once in a while.
Let’s first start by looking at the picture that accompanied this Craigslist ad. It pretty much looks like a poster for a horror movie that you’ll catch on Netflix at 3 a.m. on a weekday when you come home drunk:
And if that picture doesn’t scare you away, let’s look at some of the rules that the person who bravely accepts to be this dude’s roommate would have to follow:
“Ok some ground rules. 1, that sierra mist in the fridge is prescription soda and you may not have any. 2, if i ring the triangle in the kitchen it means you have to go to bed no matter what time it is. 3, you may have friend over but they have a 250 word limit. after that they’re not allowed to speak for the rest of their visit.”
“You can’t own an even number of shoes. no Indian visitors for more than one hour.”
“See that shower curtain? never ever touch it. if it’s closed you come get me and i pull it back so you can shower.”
“Also you must put a pillow over your face when you sleep as i do not care to hear you breathing.”
“If you drink beer in the living room you have to drink an equal amount of piss. it is up to me which room is the living room at any given time.”
And those are just some of the rules. Now of course this is probably all a joke, at least we hope it is. If not, we hope this guy never gets a roommate.
Check out more rules below:
Via Craigslist
