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Someone was a tad too excited about payday.
A couple in Oviedo, Spain, were caught having sex inside an ATM bank in nothing but socks, because nothing screams “I’m totally hot for you” like a nice pair of socks.
According to witnesses, the horny couple were so into it that they didn’t care about any passersby who may have spotted them. It took police about half an hour to reach the bank, and once there the couple were given a good scolding.
One Twitter user was able to snap a pic of the couple. Take a look at the pic below, but, heads up, ass and socks are included:
I dare not go near an ATM what the holy jesus mary are they doing in the corner…couple found having sex by ATM WOW pic.twitter.com/cAJAo0Y6RI
— Si (@Si_Davies87) May 14, 2014
This is not the “proper time or place to be getting up to this,” police told the couple. The couple was not arrested and charges were not pressed.
“We took their details, but we have not pressed any charges,” a police spokesperson stated. “I suppose they got carried away in the heat of the moment.”
Hey, seeing a lot of numbers in your savings account is a pretty damn good aphrodisiac, so it makes sense.
Via Death And Taxes