Why it sucks: Spoiler alert! There’s nothing even remotely funky about this Christmas song. And repeating the word “funky” in the title only magnifies the problem. I didn’t think it was possible, but I’m actually whiter for having listened to it. And in the performance above, NKOTB even make Arsenio Hall’s band seem kinda whiter too. There’s so much wrong with the performance, but let’s just start with the fact that there’s no good time of year to sport the sequined-blazer/no-shirt look, but certainly not around the holidays.
