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According to Huffington Post, a 73-year-old mother in Spain tried to smuggle drugs into the prison that was housing her son by hiding them in the plastic egg casing of a Kinder Surprise and then shoving that egg up her vagina.
Yeah, that didn’t work.
Mom Tried To Get Drugs To Her Jailed Son By Hiding Them In A Plastic Egg In Her Vagina
Authorities said the retired mother became so nervous while she was standing in a security line at Fontcalent Prison in Alicante that she removed the egg from her bat cave. It was given to security guards, and they found “small doses of cocaine and heroin, some tranquilizer pills and 20 Euros cash” stashed inside.
Although the incident took place more than two years ago, the details of the failed smuggling were just made public this week. The mother was slapped with a suspended 21-month prison sentence and ordered to pay a fine of 41 Euros.
In a related story, if you need and are willing to do drugs that have been stashed inside your own mother’s meat wallet, it’s time for an intervention.
