This Woman Wasn’t Too Pleased About Her Cheating Husband And His Truck Paid The Price

November 11, 2015

Everybody knows that you don’t mess with Texas, but you apparently don’t want to screw with any woman in Texas who has been cheated on either.

According to Mirror, a Texas woman recently found out that her husband knocked up his side piece in Port Arthur, so she decided to get revenge by vandalizing the shit out of his truck.

So if we’re to believe every country song ever written, it looks like this scorned wife destroyed the second-most important thing in this dude’s life. Well, unless he doesn’t have a dog. Then she wrecked the most important thing in his life.

Hey, it could have been worse. Much worse: Woman Sets Cheating Boyfriend’s Penis On Fire Because Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned

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