And thanks to Viagra, that stat now accurately includes my grandpa.
According to WIRED, the average American person sleeps 8.7 hours per day, drinks 1.85 cups of coffee every 24 hours and drops a deuce somewhere between once every three days to three times daily.
Fair enough, but where are the stats that really define what the average American person is all about? Well, they have those, too.
The average American dude will pop a boner 11 times a day, and that number has probably something to do with the fact that he spends an average of 77 minutes on Tinder everyday.
The average American person smiles and laughs 20 times a day and picks his or her nose four times daily. And it doesn’t matter if you have a penis or not, as the average American human being farts 10 times a day.
Well, except for my mom because that would be gross.
And these are the importnat facts that everyone should, no, needs to know. So you all can thanks us later.
