On second thought, hold the mayo on my Whopper please.
According to Huffington Post, a 33-year-old Florida man recently told police he was doing nothing wrong when he whipped out his penis and began jerking it at a West Palm Beach Burger King.
They begged to differ.
Jefferson King was charged with indecent exposure of sexual organs Wednesday afternoon after a woman who needed to use the can at the Burger King saw him masturbating near the restrooms. Naturally, she asked him what he was doing.
His response? You guessed it: “What? I’m playing with my penis.”
The woman summoned the “restaurant” manager, who kindly asked King to zip up and leave the premises. But King was having none of it and continued to punch his clown until police arrived.
If you’re like us, at this point you’re asking yourself who in the hell would do something like that. Well, the answer is this guy:
Florida Man Arrested For Masturbating Inside A Burger King
