I’m just glad the police in India focus their efforts on important matters.
A parrot, who goes by the name of Hariyal, was arrested in India for cursing and making abusive comments aimed at an 85-year-old woman. Its owner, Suresh Sakharkar, apparently trained his parrot to make awful remarks and abuse his stepmother, Janabai.
The parrot would spew nasty remarks at Janabai anytime she walked pass Suresh’s house. Look at that parrot’s face. He looks like a little prick.
“I am being harassed for the last two years. On seeing me, the parrot uses bad language and foul words,” Janabai stated. “That is why I have complained thrice in the last two years. Police called me, Suresh and the parrot to the police station. Police should investigate and seize the parrot.”
The police inspector had this to say: “There is a dispute over land and property between the woman and her stepson. We watched the parrot carefully but it did not utter a word at the police station after being confronted by the complainant.”
That is one smart parrot that knows its rights.
“I want my lawyer here now. And a cracker as well,” the parrot was heard saying (probably).
The parrot was not charged with anything, but was instead handed over to the state’s forestry department. I’m just disappointed that there aren’t any photos that show tiny little handcuffs on the parrot. That would be amazing.
Via Telegraph
