Let’s start with that first line: it’s terrible. And it all goes downhill from there. The punchline is pretty graphic and gross, the statistical data he presents seems patently false and the accusatory tone at the end seals the deal. This is definitely the worst pickup line of all time.
Well, he might have to start trying another one, although we do commend how brave he was to even consider dropping this horrible pickup line. A for effort, as they say.
Better luck next time, dude.
Via Memewhore
