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We’re pretty sure the phrase, “At least he died doing what he loved,” applies here, but it’s still not going to turn this story into a cheery one.
According to Metro, Argentinian police believe a 58-year-old man recently died while having sex with a scarecrow that he had “fitted with a six-inch strap-on penis.”
Man Dies After Having Sex With Scarecrow
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Police said Jose Alberto didn’t stop there. He also painted a mouth on the scarecrow using lipstick and topped it off with a wig before taking it to pound town.
He must have done a hell of a job, too, because a spokesman for the prosecutor’s office said police “initially thought there were two bodies” when they found his rotting corpse lying next to his mate, but they soon realized “one was a scarecrow wearing lipstick and a long-haired wig.”
Alberto’s neighbors described him as a “loner,” which might explain why it took so long for people to notice he was missing.
Hey, if it makes him feel any better, he probably would have suffered the same fate with the Tin Man.
