Oh, is that what that was? I thought you passed gas, but I didn’t say anything because I wanted to be polite.
According to IndySTAR, a tanker truck carrying somewhere between 300 to 400 gallons of raw sewage dropped its load on an Interstate 65 exit ramp in Indiana Thursday afternoon, leaving an ankle deep puddle of shit that eventually froze and forced the closure of the ramp.
Before a front loader could scrape the crap off the road and load it into a dump truck to be taken away, the “toxic poopsicle” had to be salted and sanded because it froze so quickly.
Authorities were unable to catch up to the perp who dropped the massive load of sewage and said he probably doesn’t even know he is responsible for the mess. They said he won’t find out he’s the reason behind the dung dump until he arrives at his scheduled wastewater treatment plant.
The exit ramp has since reopened, but odds are you’ll want to take the one after it. Well, unless you’re driving your mother-in-law’s car.
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