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Two chicks at the same time on your 35th birthday sounds like the greatest day of all time. Getting stabbed in the head by your roommate while you’re doing it does not.
According to Huffington Post, Antonio Flores Narcisso was arrested Tuesday and charged with burglary of a habitation with the intent to commit felony force after stabbing his roommate for being too loud while he enjoyed his birthday threesome.
Police said Narcisso allegedly kicked down his roommate’s bedroom door during his sex sesh and told all three participants they were being too loud. Naturally, his roommate told him to get the hell out of there.
Narcisso then grabbed a kitchen knife and began stabbing his roommate in the head, back and hands. The victim was eventually taken to a nearby hospital and somehow sustained only non-life-threatening injuries.
Even though the incident took place in May and the two women were able to identify Narcisso the night of the attack, he wasn’t arrested and charged until this week, and that’s almost as much of a crime as breaking up your roommate’s birthday threesome by stabbing him.
No word on whether or not the three lovers met up at a later date to finish what they started.
