"You guys are so up your asses..."
Use your words to save your relationship.
If you think you're screwing like a porn star, we're here to tell you that you're definitely not.
Sex may have ended, but the fun has only just begun.
If only you could date GIFs.
Hearts are going to break, but at least you have "Euphoria" (and us).
Heat things up before you get it on.
Have a romp to remember by using weed as foreplay.
Take your sex life up a notch by getting down in a hotel.
Keep it in your pants.