The next threat was going to be a real-life Red Wedding.
But at least they're fun to try.
These facts do not stink.
There's a fine line between daring and incredibly stupid.
Avoid everyone, all the time.
Strep throat is really a delightful stitch pattern.
Another reason why spring cleaning is the worst.
Today seems like a good day for fasting now.
You might lose your appetite after this.
The toasted option seems a lot less delicious now.