The internet is full of bad ideas, and this one is no exception. It’s an extreme energy drink called “The Four Yolko” and it’s a twist on the Four Loko that would make Rocky Balboa proud.
TikToker @fathergainz is the man behind this stomach-churning drink, which features a Four Loko mixed with four raw eggs. Its creator claims the beverage is a magical elixir for athletes and credits it as responsible for him being able to lift a 485-pound close grip bench PR.
”Cmon bro you’re only 2-3 Four Yolkos away from greatness,” he captioned a viral video of himself mixing the energy drink, then lifting mad weights at the gym.
@fathergainz Next drink just might be 10/10 heinous #milk #gilk #kanye ♬ Heat Waves – Glass Animals
Some dudes will try anything once, like this Twitter user, who went all in in the name of experimentation:
@magdajtaylor Okay Let’s do this. pic.twitter.com/5emwOfhCTA
— Jaguar1024 (@Ludvig_Prinn) March 18, 2022
He reported that the concoction “smells like malt liquor and jolly ranchers, even from quite a distance away.” After a sip, he said it tasted “not bad, pretty much just Sour Apple.” A moment later, he started regretting his decision. “Ugh, aftertaste of gasoline and war crimes,” he tweeted.
Even worse? It didn’t result in the kind of “energy” one needs for a good sweat sesh. “I was going to work out after this to see if I got any gains but I don’t think I can. I feel jittery nauseous and have a headache,” he tweeted.
Yeah, we’re gonna sit this trend out. Muscles are overrated anyway…right?
Cover Photo: TikTok
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