Love Cloud Vegas Takes Your Sex Life to New Heights (For a Price)

If you’ve always wanted to join the Mile-High Club but weren’t too keen on getting it on in the itty-bitty airplane bathroom, now there’s a new, high-end option for all your in-flight fornication needs. It’s called Love Cloud, and it’s an airline experience designed to satisfy your most scandalous up-in-the-air sexual desires.

Touted as a “romantic scenic air tour company,” the Las Vegas-based business advertises itself as perfect for celebrating a wedding, anniversary, birthday, Valentine’s Day, special occasions, or “just for fun.” Couples who get on board with the concept fly in a twin-engine pressurized aircraft over Sin City.

Daytime flights hover over the Red Rock Canyon, Hoover Dam, Lake Meade, and the Las Vegas Strip while nighttime flights just focus on a low pass of the Las Vegas Strip. (Though we’re guessing if you’re doing this at night, the view is the last thing on your mind.)

During the flight, you can enjoy a romantic dinner, say “I do” or renew your vows, or just get it on for the bragging rights.

Since we know all you’re interested in is the Mile-High Club offering, let’s dive deeper. You’ll meet your personal pilot at the airport, where they’ll show you the aircraft and provide safety instructions. Within 10 minutes, you’ll be cruising at 5,280 feet (or exactly 1 mile high). Then it’s time to get down and dirty.

The plane’s interior is designed precisely for this purpose, with a wireless sound and light system, red satin sheets, sex position pillows and cushions, and a custom-made foam mattress. A secured curtain door keeps the pilot out of your nasty business and they’ll also be wearing noise-canceling headphones so you can be as loud in your lovemaking as you want.

When you land, you and your partner in crime will receive His and Her Mile High Club VIP Certificate Cards. You’ll also get a pic taken next to the aircraft so the memory of this naughty adventure endures for all perpetuity.

What’s the price tag on all this? It depends on how long you want to bump uglies. A 45-minute flight runs $995, while $1,095 will buy you an hour. The 90-minute option will set you back $1,495. Big spenders can also add packages that include a limo, champagne, long-stemmed roses, and chocolates.

So, if you’re looking to wow your woman with a sexcapade, this is certainly a solid (if spendy) option. Or you could go with the cheapskate option and just buy two tickets in coach and boink in the bathroom.

Cover Photo: Love Cloud

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