Move over, cum rags. There’s a new jizz cleanup tool in town, and it’s much higher tech than that nasty old hand towel you toss in the general vicinity of your poor lover after the act. It’s called the Dripstick, and it was created by the brand Awkward Essentials. Supposedly, it eliminates that unpleasant surprise in her underwear after doing the deed raw-dog style.
Dubbed the “world’s first after-sex clean-up sponge,” the Dripstick is shaped like a tampon and rests on a plastic stick. Your lady friend inserts it into her sloppy little love cave, twists it around for 20 seconds, and the absorbent material does the rest.
There are a few caveats to this crafty device, of course. It doesn’t prevent STIs or pregnancy. It isn’t designed to go up the butt (or in any other orifice except the vagina, for that matter). And, well, there really isn’t a discreet way to use a Dripstick unless your woman manages to waddle to the bathroom without leaking (an Olympian feat in and of itself).
So is this a life-altering invention? Not quite. As good as nutting inside your partner feels, you’re probably better off sticking to condoms, if only because they keep you from turning a game of “Who’s Your Daddy?” into “You’re going to be a daddy.”
But if you’re in a monogamous relationship that involves birth control and renders barrier methods redundant, by all means, splurge on a box of Dripsticks and see if your S.O. thinks they’re as elegant an alternative to wadded-up toilet paper as its makers would have you believe.
Cover Photo: Awkward Essentials
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