We’re about to enter month eight of quarantine. That means daddy needs a drink. Mommy does, too, especially if their kids are doing distance learning from home. Actor Ryan Reynolds, a father of three himself, understands. And his liquor brand Aviation Gin is coming to the rescue.
In a new deadpan comedic ad, Reynolds announced that the Aviation American Gin bottle has grown to 1.75 ounces so you can drown your homeschooling sorrows.
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“It’s back to school time, which this year has a whole new meaning. That’s why today I’m introducing Aviation American Gin: Home School edition. It’s just like the classic delicious Aviation Gin that you love but with more ounces,” Reynolds said in the ad over a classic music soundtrack. “It can help with a variety of subjects: fourth-grade geography, whatever the fuck new math is, and revisiting your own, long-forgotten middle school traumas.”
We heartily agree with Reynolds that “middle school is the fucking worst,” though we suspect parenting a middle-schooler is probably pretty awful, too. The difference is that as a preteen, you had to suffer through the agony unmedicated. As an adult, all you need is a stiff drink to make everything better – or at least blurrier, and therefore bearable.
The new bottle will set you back a cool $60, but really, at this point, any form of alcohol-induced oblivion is worth it.
Cover Photo: @vancityreynolds (Instagram)
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