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In all honesty, we would never attempt to buy our wife or girlfriend clothes. It’s a losing battle from jump street. Even if we managed to find the correct size through sheer random guessing, we’re bound to offend them with the color scheme, logo, or something as simple as the length of the sleeves. But, if we were going to take the cold, dark plunge into the icy waters of actually buying clothes for our significant other, it would be a lot easier if we had a palate to base the style on.
Since we’re not sure where else to look, we decided to take our cue from the unique style Melania Trump displayed at last week’s Republican National Convention. Check out our Melania-based tips below.
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Dress Like Melania at RNC
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Dress to disappear.
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Try revolutionary chic.
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Go faux Fidel.
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Belts aren't for pants anymore.
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The bigger the belt, the better.
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Square shoulders are back.
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Dresses as large as camping tents.
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Bright colors distract.