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Thanks to the legalization of recreational weed in several states, especially the largest one yet, California, we’ve got lots to celebrate, like how funny and clever these stoner strain names are.
In a funny turn of events, other states, like New York, are trying to join the recreational marijuana states in rebuttal to Attorney General and major asshole, Jeff Sessions, and his war on legalized weed. With the start of the new year, we’re seeing other states introduce a lighter stance on smoking dope, so long as you’re not hitting it near a school full of kids or ripping one while driving. Otherwise, get sticky with the icky.
Join us as we honor 12 clever strain names in celebration of the legalization sprawling for stoners everywhere. But seriously, CBD and the use of other flowers and forms of marijuana have been known to have many great benefits to humans, besides getting you high, even people who don’t use.
12 Stoner Strain Names That Will Have You On ‘Laughing Grass’ In 2018
But tread carefully, since Jeff Sessions says it’s only “slightly less awful than heroin.”
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Strains
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"Cat Piss"
Photo: via cannasos.com
Any lover of Super Silver Haze will enjoy a sativa-dominant hybrid like Cat Piss, which is coincidently what I give my neighbor on his doorstep when his dog won't shut up.
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"Hogs Breath"
Photo: via thcfinder.com
A winner of the Cannabis Cup for Best Indica and a stress-relief favorite for more than 15 years, Hogs Breath also smells better than it sounds.
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"Laughing Grass"
Photo: Twitter
Vietnamese Laughing Grass is a hybrid that is part laughing gas and part euphoria, all rolled up in one sweet strain. And Purple Laughing Grass is a CBD (non-psychoactive) purple indica blend.
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"Girl Scout Cookie"
Photo: via lolwot.com
OG Kush and Durban Poison are crossed to make something as tasty as actual Girl Scout cookies, yet ironically are the source of your resilient urge for Thin Mints.
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"Purple Urkle"
Photo: via lolwot.com
A hip stress reliever since the 1980s, much like Urkel himself, Purple Urkle is a bushy purple indica that'll have you laughing hard than Steve looking for cheese in the Winslow house.
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"Poochie Love"
Photo: via cannabist.com
A filthy-mouthed sativa-dominant hybrid crossing Dog Shit and Face Off OG strains, Poochie Love is as deep smelling as actual dog shit, yet you won't be able to stop sniffing (or smoking).
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"Crouching Tiger Hidden Alien"
Photo: via thcfinder.com
If ever there has been an accurate metaphorical stoner speak, this weed strain's ability to pounce in ways you've never seen is best summed up by its namesake.
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"CannaSutra"
Photo: via zenpype.com
An indica-heavy hybrid brought to fruition by the mating of Reclining Buddha and Sensi Star, CannaSutra is probably the best sex pot you'll ever know, said to "sharpen the senses for enhanced romantic encounters."
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"Albino Rhino"
Photo: via herb.co
A three-quarters indica-dominant strain based off of the elusive, euphoric White Rhino, Albino Rhino is a potent breed itself that hits hard but is calming in nature. That is, unless you hit it too hard too many times, then it probably feels like you got run over by a rhino stampede.
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"Beast Mode"
Photo: via herb.co
The indica hybrid's namesake comes from Seattle Seahawks Marshawn Lynch, which is coincidentally how you might feel the weed hits you if you rip it from a four-foot bong. Tread lightly, young beast lovers.
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"Dairy Queen"
Photo: via herb.co
Who doesn't love Dairy Queen? This strain is known for being relaxing without sedating, kind of how you feel after a delicious Blizzard or five. Once you smoke, it'll be time for some hot eats and cool treats, for sure.
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"Bruce Banner #3"
Photo: via icmag.com
The third phenotype bred using OG Kush and Strawberry Diesel, this green machine is certain to rip your shorts.
