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I don’t remember the last time I actually went trick-or-treating, but I really hope that all the candy that I got was up to date and not super old like the candy below.
A Twitter user named Adrian Johnson decided to share some biscuits that his kids got while out trick-or-treating on Halloween — a biscuit that he noticed expired way back in 1999. Take a look at the tweet below.
Think I’ve just eaten a biscuit (from a packet given to our kids while trick or treating) that went out of date 18 years ago. Not joking. pic.twitter.com/JTj9adVlKY
— Adrian Johnson (@adrian_johnson) October 31, 2017
A few important questions I have: 1) why the hell are people giving biscuits/cookies on Halloween? 2) who the hell has 18-year-old food stored away?
Well Twitter had to chime in of course. Take a look at some of the best responses below:
Holy crap!!!! Where did you get that from?! Dodgy corner shop?
— John Wright (@JohnWright1980) October 31, 2017
The biscuits must have tasted stale at least… even if there wasn’t visible mould. They expired during Star Wars The Phantom Menace.
— Obi-Wan Kenobi (@SirBenKenobi) November 1, 2017
This is definitely old. The packaging doesn’t even look like this anymore https://t.co/yyo177ezbv
— BOONK GANG (@juStChrxssy_) November 1, 2017
This is 2017 packer bross pic.twitter.com/2DiFX7peFg
— NineThreeQuarters (@TosDaBoss) October 31, 2017
Well it does say on the packaging that they are ‘the original’…
— Padraig McKeon (@PadraigMcKeon) November 1, 2017
Jesus these biscuits are old enough to vote https://t.co/YaruWbKX74
— Chris Applegate (@chrisapplegate) October 31, 2017
These biscuits are older than I am
— día de los muertos (@bellajaquez1) November 2, 2017
who the hell can keep digestive biscuits in the pantry for 18 years. 18 minutes is a record in our house.
— mattshort (@mattshort) October 31, 2017
Wow…food bought during the Clinton administration. Before phones took pictures or texted or had apps.
— Frederick Douglass (@Abolition_Fred) November 1, 2017
No. Horrendous. I wretched into the sink. But I’m alive this morning
— Adrian Johnson (@adrian_johnson) November 1, 2017
Think it was innocent mistake. It was from an older couple over the road from our house. Though our kids are quite noisy.
— Adrian Johnson (@adrian_johnson) October 31, 2017
Always look out for those evil old folks.
h/t Distractify