Some best pick up lines are reserved for the online world as they might be deemed genuinely too aggressive for in face delivery, or they might require not to be interrupted. That is in theory. We repeat: Do not try these best pick up lines regardless of how sweet they appear to be.
Best Pick Up Lines For Online Dating
I like my ladies the way I like my peanut butter… CHUNKY!
I don’t know who you are or what you want. I don’t have a girlfriend but what I do have is a very particular set of skills; skills that I have acquired over a very long relationship. Skills that make wanted by people like you. If you don’t reply, that will be the end of it. But if you do. I will look for you. I will find you. And I will date you.
I find the most erotic part of a woman to be the boobies. And you have them in abundance.
Your parents must be retards because you’re special.
Sit on my face and I’ll eat my way to your heart.
What’s the difference between me and your couch? I feel better to sit on.
You’re like a termite. Because you’re about to get a mouth full of wood tonight.
If you take the north bound train going 45 m/ph, and John takes the south bound train going 38 m/ph, when will my dick crash into your vagina? Please show your work.
My dick just died, can I bury it in your ass?
Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw.
Wanna go halfsies on a bastard?
Did you hear about Pluto? That’s messed up. But another planet will be gone after I destroy Uranus.
Let’s play Fuck, Marry, Kill. Choose between me, Hitler or me again?
Do you like dragons? Because I’m gonna be draggin’ my balls across your face tonight.
Hey girl, do you have mice in your stomach? – No why; Oh, then you must have a good pussy.
If you genuinely try some of these and succeed you should contact us as soon as you’re done writing your book on picking up girls. And if you actually want to make them work, know that it’s all about the delivery, and it comes from being confident in yourself completely.
And you know, keep on trying, make you own best pick up lines, that’s the only thing we can truly do.
