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Best pick up lines are those that make you look, cool, sweet, and get you to go off into the sunset with the girl? Wrong. The real aim here is to make yourself and your buddies laugh, while she genuinely feels disgusted for the male sex and our planet in general. These best pick up lines are your atomic bombs in the fight to stay forever alone. Not that you need any help, but hey…
But full disclosure, you really shouldn’t try any of these on real life humans. Best case scenario – you’ll get a weird look and a “no”, worst case scenario – you’ll get beaten up and receive a restraining order.
If you’re looking for clever pick up lines that just might work, check out these awesome pick up lines that will probably make you, and the girl laugh.
Best Pick Up Lines To Surely Get Rejected
You are almost as beautiful as my sister. But well, you know, that’s illegal.
You are almost as beautiful as my sister. But well, she’s not into Game of Thrones.
Damn, you look good in beer goggles…
You look like Kate Upton’s deformed, burned, dismembered sister…
Hey baby, want to socialize your means of reproduction?
I’ve lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?
I’m a man! You’re a woman! You do the math!
You don’t sweat much for a fat chick.
I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.
I’m going to have sex with you tonight, you might as well be there to enjoy it.
Bet you 100 dollars you can’t turn me hetero.
If you were a flower, you’d be a DAMNdelion!
If you date me I promise I won’t videotape you in your sleep and sell the video on the Internet more than once
You’re hotter than my daughter.
If you were my daughter, I’ll still be bathing you.
Is your dad in jail? Because if I was your dad, I’d be in jail…
Did you call for an Uber? Because I’m ready to pick you up!
Are you a school? Cause I wanna shoot kids inside of you.
What’s your favorite kind of flower? names flower; That’s what I’ll put on the casket after I murder that pussy!
Oh whoops, oh, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong.
I may not be the most handsome guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
I want you to have my abortion.
Do you want to trade STDs?
Hey, I lost my keys. Can I check your pants?
You’re so fine I’d suck your dad’s dick to get a taste of the recipe.
I want to cover you in peanut butter and lick you until my peanut allergy kills me.
If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
Are you an antiquer? Because I have some junk that hasn’t been touched in years.
