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Because nowadays there is a study for everything. Everything.
Just like there was a study that revealed women are turned on by dudes who don’t smile, and a study that revealed women with big butts are smarter and healthier, we now have a study that says women are most likely to cheat at age 37.
The study, conducted by Victoria Milan, which is a dating site people go to cheat (think Ashley Madison), did their “research” and discovered that while the average age women marry at is 29-years-old, the average age women cheat is 36.6 years old. So yes, about seven years after you say “I do” your wife will cheat on you.
“Perhaps their husband is not giving them the attention and respect they deserve,” Victoria Milan’s founder and massive tool Sigurd Vedal says. “Perhaps they still love their partners, but the spark has vanished from their marriage. Alternatively, they may have an open relationship, and both have affairs to satisfy their physical needs whilst still sharing a tight emotional bond.”
Or perhaps everyone sucks.
Maxim even pointed out that Marilyn Monroe even made a movie (The Seven Year Itch) about all this cheating urgency that happens seven years into your marriage. So you know, it’s probably true.
In conclusion, assume everyone will cheat on you and you will die alone.
h/t Maxim
