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Life, right? It’s full of all sorts of impossible questions, some of which have no answers. Then again, a lot of them are ignorant questions men are too afraid to ask at a certain point. In that case, we tend to hang out heads in shame, hoping no one asks too specific of a question, that we aren’t called on in the classroom of life.
Whether it’s how the hell dry cleaning happens or where the term “blow job” came from, we’re certain there are a few big life questions you’ve been wondering. And we hope somewhere herein, you’ll find the answers you’re looking for, but most likely not. At least it will be good for a laugh as we put on display our complete incomprehension of life’s seemingly obvious details, things as common as a girl’s period and how long we have to play the waiting game, or why hamburgers don’t have any actual ham in them.
Life is one big question, but these 11 questions will make you laugh, either out of sheer joy or pity for our lost, weak souls. If you’ve ever wanted to see the inside of man’s brain for five minutes, here’s a scary depiction.
11 Ignorant Questions Men Are Too Afraid to Ask at a Certain Point
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Man's Unanswered Questions
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What The Hell Is Dry Cleaning?
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You've gone this long, seems stupid to ask now. All we know is it's very dirty and then it's clean, and dry.
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How long is a woman's period, actually? And what the hell does menopause mean for men?
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Sometimes it's four days, and other times it's more than a week. Maybe our girlfriends just loathe having sex with us...
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Why Do Toasters Have A Burnt Setting?
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Why would you give me the option? Of course I'm going to burn it if you give me the chance.
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When The Bar Is Full Of Dudes, Where Are All The Girls?
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Life's greatest mystery: Where are all the chicks at? This party blows (although that use of "blow" makes slightly more sense).
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How Is Parking At The Special Olympics Determined?
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Is it ordered by severity of condition or first come, first serve basis? Are these people all taking Ubers or something? Man, we sound like ignorant assholes.
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Why Is Superman's Underwear On The Outside?
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"Clark, why can't you be like all the other superheroes and wear your underwear on the inside? You're an embarrassment to the house of El.
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Why Is It Called A Blowjob?
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No one is certain how the act of felatio was given the street term "blow job." Historians surmise the term "blow job" was originally England "below job," which of course was misunderstood over time but makes a touch more sense. Goddamn language barriers.
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How Old Is Too Old For A Nightlight?
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When a man has a 401K but still gets frightened by the Boogie Man, that seems like a little too old. It's a fine line.
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Why Is It Called A Hamburger If There's No Ham?
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It doesn't come from pigs, so why are we calling it hamburger and not meat patty or beef burger? Apparently it originated in Hamburg, Germany, but to be honest, we think people are just screwing with us when they can.
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Why Do We Drive On Parkways And Park On Driveways?
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Up is down, left is right. Nothing makes sense anymore!
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How Do You Fold A Fitted Sheet?
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Oh, screw it all.
