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Well then, it only took barely a week into his presidency.
Since we told you about the “Half An Onion” Twitter that you should follow in hopes of getting that onion more followers than Donald Trump, we think it’s time we tell you about another Twitter that you might find eye-opening, as well as pretty damn hilarious. The “Trump_Regrets” Twitter page collects all those tweets made by people who absolutely regret voting for the dumpster on legs that is Trump.
As many insane people as Triumph the Comic Dog showed us voted for Trump, it’s even more crazy that it took less than a week for the folks below to realize they’ve just shit the bed when Trump has been a hot turd for years. So now that they’ve made the bed, they have to sleep in it. And we do, too, thanks to them.
But hey, I’m glad these folks have at least seen the light. Just take a look at some of these people who wish they could have a redo.
@realDonaldTrump I voted for you, now I’m embarrassed for you. STOP this voter fraud madness. You WON!!!! Who cares if you aren’t liked!!!!!
— Doesn’t matter (@ibmtech_b) January 25, 2017
@realDonaldTrump … making me regret voting for you! Media blackout? Censorship to protect your ego or sinister plans against environment.
— Patricia Loynd (@PatriciaLoynd) January 25, 2017
Regretting my choice of president right now. So disappointed. #NoDAPL @realDonaldTrump
— Erin✨ (@kephart12) January 24, 2017
I’m pissed @realDonaldTrump is out of touch with the tru middle class. I take my vote back waab. Tru Blonde lol damn
— Fendi Swagg (@FendiSwagg) January 24, 2017
@realDonaldTrump @DavidMuir @ABC There is something wrong with your brain. I am ashamed that I voted for you. You are so petty about crowds
— Arnold McGall (@amcgall) January 26, 2017
I’m changing my profile as I’ve been duped by @realDonaldTrump and his many broken promises for day 1 action. Sir I retract my vote!
— Dick Sandwich (@Dik_Sandwich) January 25, 2017
@realDonaldTrump I voted for you. But my mom called me and told me I can’t stay on her plan #ObamaHadMeCovered
— Glenda Maria (@Glenda_MariaDA) January 26, 2017
@gumplr @Trump_Regrets Definitely will be calling, emailing, texting. I voted for a president not a CEO with unlimited power.
— Patricia Loynd (@PatriciaLoynd) January 25, 2017
@POTUS I voted for you. If you want a second term, earn it. You are not doing that now. Massive oil spill near the Dakota pipeline area.
— Mike Cuffin (@MikeCuffin) January 25, 2017
@realDonaldTrump Nominating a POS wall street attorney for the supreme court ? I HATE the fact I went to ur rally, donated & voted for you ! #TrumpRegrets
— The Forgotten 80% (@TrumpTrain4444) January 25, 2017
@realDonaldTrump U lying sack of shit. I voted 4 u. Hiring freeze a the VA? My daddy needs care. You promised to help.
— Deplorable DItz (@DeplorableDitz) January 25, 2017
@realDonaldTrump Hey asshole, I voted for you and now I’m sorry I did. NoDAPL! jackass.
— Michael Marshall (@MichaelN1Spirit) January 25, 2017
Hate to say we told you so. Well, we are in this together, so let’s see how this shitshow turns out, ladies and gentlemen.
h/t Someecards