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Fellas, here’ an important piece of advice: If you have a girlfriend, stay off Tinder. See? It’s not that difficult.
So Tinder can be interesting and fun sometimes, with all those Harry Potter blow job jokes and famous presidential quotes being sexualized. But all that is fun and dandy if you’re single, not if you’re in a relationship like the dude in this story was.
A 24-year-old woman named Alison had her suspicions about her boyfriend Ben, so she logged on to his Facebook to gain access to his Tinder, and wouldn’t you know it she learned he had been using it. So Alison did what most women did and quickly dumped him.
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“I wasn’t too surprised to be honest, it was typical Ben behavior,” Alison told Cosmopolitan UK, but it didn’t make the cheating any harder to stomach.”
Well, Alison didn’t walk away from things without getting some revenge, so she changed his Tinder bio to look like this.
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It reads:
I had a girlfriend until she found my Tinder profile…Let’s just say I’m a serial cheat and spend most of my time looking in the mirror. I like to check myself out at least 30 times a day. I can’t tell the truth. I have no sense of humor and I’m just a general Cunt. But on the plus side I’m actually single now. (P.S ladies, if you love fuckboys who can’t keep it in their pants then this is the guy for you. Love, the ex.)
And you can tell how shameless this dude is about everything because he even shared a screenshot of it on his own Facebook:
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Man, this guy is just a winner. Any gals interested?
h/t Esquire
