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OK, so you probably don’t want to give this to your mom, but hey, I’m sure your other friends will love to color in a bunch of penises.
Adult coloring books have become the norm recently, as we’ve discovered that we never grew out of just lying on our stomach and coloring away. That’s why we were eager to look at the coloring book filled with sex positions and the swear words coloring book, too. And now there’s a new one out there: “Cocktastic! Colorful Cocks,” illustrated by Ella Cotton. And yes, that’s the actual title.
This Penis-Filled Coloring Book Called ‘Cocktastic’ May Just Be The Perfect Christmas Gift For Your Horny Friends
Illustration: Ella Cotton/ Retro Inc
Inside this book you will find detailed, penis-filled drawings of everything from Michelangelo’s David to even nuns harvesting from a “cock tree.” Sorry, God.
Illustration: Ella Cotton/ Retro Inc
“I felt I wanted to do something a bit cheeky and funny…” Cotton tells Metro when asked why she created this book. “The shape of the erect penis is a pretty strong symbol and I can see why its been adopted by many arts & cultures.”
Illustration: Ella Cotton/ Retro Inc
“There are a surprising amount of willies in art! The phallic male member has been regarded as a symbol of good luck, fertility and a way of warding off ‘the evil eye,'” Cotton adds. Man, this woman must be a hell of a good time on dates.
Check out more pages from this adult coloring book below:
Illustration: Ella Cotton/ Retro Inc
Illustration: Ella Cotton/ Retro Inc
Illustration: Ella Cotton/ Retro Inc
Well, now you can stop stressing out on what to get grandma for Christmas this year.
If you’re eager to get started coloring some penises, get your “Cocktastic” book here.
h/t Elite Daily
