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We’ve heard a lot of things about sex — some have obviously turned out to be true and some of turned out to be false. And that’s mainly because the person who told us was shielding us from the headache that is sex, or because our research skills suck. And because of Whisper, we’ve heard true stories and confessions about sex that involve business trip hookups, as well as confessions and stories about people who hooked up with their friend’s parents. And now we are back on the subject of sex (obviously), this time talking about all those crazy things about sex we believed as kids. Because we all know that we were dumb as rocks when we were kids.
So thanks to Whisper, check out all these things that some kids actually believed about sex growing up.
The 16 Craziest And Most Ridiculous Things We Believed About Sex As Kids
Well, since we heard most of these things about sex from our parents, at least we can understand what they were trying to do, as they were trying their best to keep us away from it as much as possible. Because now we are just filthy beings who want sex all the time.
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Craziest Things We Believed About Sex
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Candy Addiction
And still better than candy corn.
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Appetizing
Well, it's just as good as food, that's for sure.
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True Love
Hey, you can't stop true love.
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Horror Story
Sounds like a nightmare I once had.
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Is That Not True?
I have so much to learn.
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Harsh Reality
So long, toilet.
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A Very Special Hug
Good old grandma.
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Kiss of Death
So stay way from all that.
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Oh Baby
Us guys suck, so listen to mom.
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Oral Presentation
We miss you, Bill.
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Hot As Hell
We'll take that dance.
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Thanks, Doc
This doctor probably isn't a real doctor and it's a Catch Me if You Can situation.
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Science
Well, I'm sure some women still haven't had one.
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Well...
It honestly depends.
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Need To Open This Door
A lot of good things are behind it.
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Nice Try, Auntie
This aunt is really is really into visual learning.
