Listen, folks, we are all about the important, world-changing news stories on here — so much so that we are giving CNN a run for its money. But sometimes we have to take a step back and let you know about something that is not as important, but just plain gross.
A Chinese woman was caught on tape taking a dump on an elevator after leaving work. Before letting it all out, the woman is clearly trying her best to hold it together, even as the slowest elevator on earth makes its way to her desired floor. Obviously we’ve all been in public before when those stomach pains hit us, but not many of us say “fuck it, this is my toilet now.”
Check out the very gross video below:
To be fair, perhaps she skipped out of work early and was scared she would get caught. I guess that would warrant a poop.
h/t Viral Thread
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