Paulina Gretzky Goes Off On Haters After They Troll Husband Dustin Johnson For Skipping Olympics

August 8, 2016

I’ll be honest: If I had a choice between representing my country at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games or spending time on a boat with my hot wife named Paulina Gretzky while she’s wearing nothing more than what seems to be a piece of yarn or two, I’d choose both.

After all, there are plenty of boats and plenty of bodies of water for those boats for you to retreat to with your beautiful wife after hitting a round of 18 for your country.

With that being said, let’s just say that I completely understand why Dustin Johnson didn’t go to Rio this year. I mean:

All summer long @paulinagretzky

A photo posted by Dustin Johnson (@djohnsonpga) on Aug 6, 2016 at 9:32pm PDT

Of course, not everybody was happy with DJ’s decision to stay home with Paulina, and they let both of them know about it in the comments attached to her Instagram post. Well, to say that Paulina isn’t going to put up with their shit would be an understatement:

Mmmhmm. You go girl.

h/t BroBible

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