You had a good laugh, followed by a good cry, after reading our #WorstDate tweets. That got us thinking, what’s worse than a bad date? A bad summer job, of course (and in this heat, no less). If you think you’ve got it rough, read these #WorstSummerJob tweets and see if you can top them. I hope not.
I worked in elder care. For three months, I washed every inch of one guy. AND, he was ticklish. #WorstSummerJob
— Chris Hunnicutt (@BASSmanCHRIS) August 11, 2015
I heard a restaurant opened, and I took the job. Little did I know I ended up working at Hooters. And I’m a guy. #WorstSummerJob
— Remy Calhoun (@remy_calhoun) August 12, 2015
Kylie was a Mascot and PUKED in her Costume what was your #WorstSummerJob
— Virgin Morning Show (@985MorningShow) June 23, 2016
My uncle had me weed around his lake house and down the side his sand dune. I found out later it was all poison ivy. #WorstSummerJob
— Sandra Kooiker (@SandraKooiker) August 8, 2015
Just had to clean up some woman’s period mess in the bathroom #WorstSummerJob
— Chris Mota (@CJMotaboat) August 10, 2015
#WorstSummerJob In High School I had a summer job removing bent/broken pine needles off fake Christmas trees!
— balhamgirl (@RhodaWales) August 12, 2015
“@jimmyfallon: My friend worked at a drive-thru and got in troublefor reading customers’ orders back to them as DarthVader. #WorstSummerJob“
— Veronica Ashley (@viriniki) August 20, 2015
My friend spilled a urinal of pee in her shoe, and then worked the rest of the night with soaked shoe. #WorstSummerJob
— Castalia (@castaliamartin) August 13, 2015
At the college computer lab, I had to shut down and clean up desktops that guys had used to surf porn. #WorstSummerJob
— Nicole Neroulias (@BeliefBeat) August 8, 2015
#worstsummerjob I once sold my body for a bag of pistachios
— Papa John (@boxedeagle) February 27, 2016
Hey, Bud! #worstsummerjob https://t.co/sBpEGtfGR8
— Karin Belanger (@ScalliwagToys) August 29, 2015
I was 20 and sold random stuff outta duffle bag to strangers in different cities. If it was drugs, would’ve done better. #WorstSummerJob
— David Kitchens (@fathertrain) August 10, 2015
Got locked in the Chick Fil A freezer for 10 minutes. I had to sit there till some one let me out. I quit the next day. #WorstSummerJob
— Ellie Kotsianas (@EllieKotsianas) August 9, 2015
Spent my summers detasseling corn in Nebraska. What great money! Truth: I inhaled spiders for 3 days one summer. #quitter #WorstSummerJob
— Rachael (@sunshiny_rae) August 9, 2015
Took care of five miniature goats and one miniature horse that managed to get out of the pen Chased it through forest #WorstSummerJob
— Aaron (@mixedoffice) August 9, 2015
#WorstSummerJob I counted people getting on/off city buses. I would fall asleep & have to make up my stats. Never been on a bus since.
— Rusty Haines (@RustyHaines) August 8, 2015
Following the Clydesdales at Seaworld to clean up “incidents”. #WorstSummerJob
— Mr. Sunshine’s World (@MaRuFred) August 8, 2015
My first job was at a bagel shop and my manager had a hook for a hand #WorstSummerJob
— KelseyDegnan (@KelseyDegz) August 8, 2015
When I was 16, I worked at a local store & had to reprice over 1000 cans of cat food, because the price went up by $0.01. #WorstSummerJob
— Tia Mawhinney (@Tiam1980) August 8, 2015
I worked cashier @ a hardware store. A farmer went to the restroom to get more $ from his underwear and handed me damp cash #WorstSummerJob
— katie tjader (@kmtjader) June 4, 2014