Bold choice.
According to ABC 6, upon learning that officers responding to a complaint of a disorderly man in Plainfield early Sunday morning were planning to arrest him, 27-year-old Kyle Chambliss decided to shit his pants in hopes that they would just tell him to move along instead.
Yeah, that didn’t work.
Police said Chambliss was talking loudly on his cellphone in his vehicle as they approached it. After smelling alcohol “coming from Chambliss,” the officers asked him to step out of the car. He obliged albeit while still talking to whoever was on the other end of the phone.
No doubt perturbed with his lack of respect, officers asked him to end the phone call and focus his attention on them. Chambliss became “aggressive” toward them, and that’s when they made it known that he was going to be arrested.
And that’s when he made it known that he was going to shit himself.
Chambliss allegedly also hit and kicked officers as they tried to handcuff him, and that’s why he’s now in jail facing charges of aggravated assault on a police officer, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct.
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