Just some food for thought: If you’re in the game of sleeping with another man’s wife, you might want to think twice about doing so if the woman is married to a former boxer, especially one who’ll return the favor by chopping off your pork sword and flushing it down the toilet.
According to the New York Daily News, that’s exactly what happened to a 43-year-old Japanese attorney who thought it was a good idea to sleep with the wife of former boxer Ikki Kotsugai last year.
It was not.
Upon learning that the man had violated the sanctity of his marriage, the 25-year-old Kotsugai stormed into the attorney’s office last August and…wait for it…”bashed the victim’s face in and then cut off his genitals while the victim was barely conscious.”
Kotsugai used a set of garden shears to remove the other man’s boom stick and then admitted to flushing it down the toilet in his law office.
Prosecutors recommended six years of prison time for Kotsugai, but a judge decided that four and a half years in the clink would be enough, perhaps thinking that if he gave him the full six years, Kotsugai would do the same thing to him.
Kotsugai has since apologized to the man, which would be sufficient if the apology was in the form of a brand new penis.
Hey, how about getting your manhood chopped off twice? Chinese Woman Cuts Off Cheating Husband’s Penis…Twice