Who saw that one coming? Luckily, it gets better, as this dude is all about the priceless zingers.
Des Moines, Iowa’s own Quinnlan Reid O’Meara, 22, thought it would be a great idea to shoot off some fireworks on Sunday, July 3, 2016. Understandably so. The only problem was, he was doing this around 4:00 a.m., which triggered an obvious noise complaint from neighbors. OK, technically that wasn’t the only problem, as fireworks are illegal there, too.
When police arrived at the Pleasant Street apartment complex where O’Meara was indulging in his pre-Fourth of July activities, they confiscated said explosives and told him if he did it again, he’d be taken to jail. Soon after they left, they were called back to the scene due to more complaints.
The second time police showed up, they were greeted by O’Meara “holding a firework in one hand and a lighter in the other.” He told police he intended to light a roman candle from his front door and that if he were sent to jail, he’d do it again upon release “with a blunt in his mouth because this is America,” according to KWQC.
Sure enough, he was taken into custody and charged with using fireworks, public intoxication and disorderly conduct. Of course, this didn’t happen without one more boner move. When asked to take a preliminary breathalyzer test, O’Meara responded by saying “that he would take a preliminary go f–k yourself test.” At least he went out with his dignity firmly intact.
Luckily he was bluffing on the drugs, unlike some people: Wyoming Man Arrested For Going Door-To-Door To Sell Cocaine
