Denver Allen had the pleasure of being a guest in Judge J. Bryant Durham’s Georgia courtroom last Friday because he stands accused of murder after a deadly beating last year in the jail where he was already housed.
Things started out in a fairly civil manner, but that quickly changed after Allen demanded a change of counsel because…wait for it…he claimed the current public defender would only do a good job if Allen would let him suck his dick.
We’re not sure if the Pulitzer Prize covers court documents, but if they do, what follows is probably going to be your runaway winner:
There are several other pages that we left out because they weren’t as entertaining as these gems, but if you have more time on your hands and want to give those a read as well, we highly recommend you do so by clicking here.
h/t Gawker
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