It’s official: There is no room left on our list of reasons to not live in Florida.
According to UPI, enough residents in a Fort Myers neighborhood recently complained of clogged drains and a foul stench coming from their drainage system, so a city official finally came out to investigate the reason behind it.
That reason? You guessed it: The corpse of an 11-foot alligator was damn near blocking the entire flow in one of the pipes. Check it out thanks to Roger Desjarlais’ Facebook:
One city official said they usually get calls for gators about twice a year, but they are usually much smaller than this beast. Lee County DOT director Rancy Cerchie added that it was “an abnormally large gator,” which is something residents can expect to read in this month’s “no shit” report.
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