A 64-year-old Riverton man told police he was running naked while bells jingled from his testicles just to see what other people would do when they saw him.
And what did those people do? You guessed it: They called police.
According to The Smoking Gun, deputies from the Utah County Sheriff’s Office arrested Kenneth Allen Beck Thursday afternoon after he admitted to parading himself past minors hanging out at the Diamond Fork hot spots in Spanish Fork Canyon with nothing but bells hanging from his sack.
Several children between the ages of eight and sixteen witnessed Beck doing his thing this time around, so he was cited for misdemeanor lewdness involving a child. It’s the first lewdness charge against Beck since 2005, when he entered a restaurant on several occasions and showed an employee where he pees from while he ordered his food.
No word on how close Beck’s bells came to touching the ground, but at 64 years old, you have to think they were pretty damn close.
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