Holy shit, you guys. Literally.
According to Patheos, a Winter Park woman who went to change her newborn baby’s poopy diaper says her kid crapped out a cross, and she’s taking it as a sign that “God is with us.”
No, seriously:
Katy Vazquez posted the picture of her son’s dirty diaper to her Facebook page Tuesday afternoon along with her reasoning behind why she thinks God was communicating with her through her child’s shit:
“Sometimes in our busy, crazy, hectic lives, we forget how wonderful our God is. Today I feel as though he sent me a sign. Saying everything will be okay. I’m right here by your side.
“This sign came in the oddest form. My babies poop. I went to change his diaper, and he pooped a cross. It might not be the prettiest sign, but he put it where he knew I’d see it. In my babies diaper. Lol. Hard to miss what’s right there in front of you.
“If you can, or want to, feel free to share the message. That God is with us. And he gives us signs to let us know that things will be OK. It’s not always the prettiest sign, but he puts it where he knows we’ll see it. We’re good most of the time, but God is good all the time.
“We are one in love yes. Amen.
“In the name of the Father, the Son, and of the Holy Ghost.
“I believe all things are possible with God.”
Well, good luck with that. Let’s hope for Katy’s sake that her kid didn’t really crap out a shark as a sign to stay away from the beach this weekend.
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