Woman’s Obituary Says She Would Rather Die Than Vote For Trump Or Clinton

May 18, 2016

It appears as though you can add Mary Anne Noland to the list of people who have totally given up on the dream of Bernie Sanders in the White House.

According to CNN, Noland’s husband says her obituary that claims she chose death instead of voting for either Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump wasn’t meant as a political statement but rather a joke and a way to show off her dynamic personality.

The 68-year-old Virginia woman’s obituary was published in Tuesday’s edition of the Richmond Times-Dispatch and has since gone viral thanks to its first sentence:

“Faced with the prospect of voting for either Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton, Mary Anne Noland of Richmond chose, instead, to pass into the eternal love of God on Sunday, May 15, 2016, at the age of 68.”

The biggest problem we foresee with Noland’s “decision” to pass instead of vote for Clinton or Trump? You guessed it: Now she won’t be able to catch the second season of “Fuller House” on Netflix.

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