It’s not hard to understand why pizza is universally loved; it’s always there for you through ups and downs, sober times and drunk times and even when you’re on the brink of death like in this story.
Kirk Alexander, a 47-year-old man from Oregon, is a very loyal Domino’s customer. So much so that staff at a Salem Domino’s Pizza became worried after he hadn’t ordered anything from them in 11 days. So what did they do to make sure Kirk wasn’t cheating on them behind their backs with Pizza Hut? Send an employee to check up on him.
Employee Tracy Hamblen knocked on Kirk’s door and got no response, so she proceeded to call 911. Kirk was eventually found on the floor of his home, and paramedics believed he had suffered a stroke.
“He orders every day, every other day,” general manager Sarah Fuller states. “His order pops up on the screen because he orders online. So we see it come across the screen and we’re like, ‘Oh, Kirk’s order.’ He orders all the time, so we know him. I think we were just doing our job checking in on someone we know who orders a lot. We felt like we needed to do something.”
So there you have it; if you don’t order from Domino’s they are going to come knocking on your door and force their pizza down your throat. But hey, good thing they did because now Kirk’s doing all right.
Now get back to clogging those arteries, Kirk!
h/t The Lad Bible
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