I mean, who needs porn when you’ve got the Red Woman showing off the goods to every dude she sees in a fire?
According to Pornhub, the yearning for porn dropped four percent during the “Game of Thrones” Season 6 premiere Sunday night, but the searches for smut related to the hit HBO series skyrocketed during the 24-hour period leading up to it.
As the graph shows, traffic on Pornhub’s website dropped four percent in the United States during the premiere and didn’t make it back up to its usual level until everybody’s girlfriends went to bed nearly four hours afterward. And considering the fact that Pornhub has nearly 60 million “visitors” every day, that’s a fairly significant drop because Americans make up the majority of that number.
But while the need for skin flicks wasn’t there when the show was actually airing, the same can’t be said about the 24 hours leading up to the highly-anticipated premiere, as searches for the Red Woman getting humped and other “Game of Thrones”-related searches shot up some 370 percent.
Although sadly, in order to get exactly what you’re looking for instead of an image that will make you limp for 24 hours, it looks as though you’ll have to search for “young Red Woman” from here on out.
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