I’d like to think that if I were from four years in the future, I’d come back to 2016 and split my time between betting on sporting events in which I know the outcome and saving old ladies from getting hit by cars.
But this guy told police he used the gift of time travel to rob an Arby’s:
According to Fox 25, 36-year-old Dante Rashad Anderson first walked into an Oklahoma City Carl’s Jr. last Friday and “began screaming and demanding food.” Employees there basically told him to screw off, so he made his way to the Arby’s across the street, jumped on the front counter, demanded food and then grabbed a handful of chicken and bacon before breaking a glass door on his way out of the “restaurant.”
“He did mention that he is from four years in the future and that is how people will get food during that period of time,” Oklahoma City Police Department MSgt. Gary Knight said. “He was possibly under the influence of some sort of narcotic or intoxicant or suffering from some type of break with reality.”
You think?
Anderson’s path of destruction didn’t end at the Arby’s though. Patricia Beedle was sitting in traffic in one of the cars that he thought needed a good kicking.
“He jumped up like he was Chuck Norris and just kicked the crap out of my car,” Beedle said. “I mean, he kicked it so hard you could just feel the momentum of him kicking it.”
Police eventually found Anderson lying on the ground outside of a Taco Mayo. He told police he broke his ankle, he is “four years advanced” and everybody on his planet is dead. And that sounds like it’s a good thing since by the looks of things, everybody on that planet is an asshole.
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