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Funny. I once saw my uncle do the same thing at my grandma’s house, but he didn’t need a can of spray.
According to Online Athens, a 20-year-old University of Georgia student was arrested for disorderly conduct, public intoxication and underage consumption of alcohol last Saturday after the fart spray he unleashed in a woman’s face was so pungent that it cleared out a local bar.
Police said Blake Zengo was pointed out by other patrons at Whiskey Bent as the man behind the stench. When they told Zengo that there was a complaint about him “spraying people with Fart Spray,” he denied it albeit while using slurred speech.
Officers noted that Zengo was only 20 years old after inspecting his ID, and during a subsequent search of the underage drinker, they found a can of “Liquid ASS” in his pocket. Of course, Liquid ASS promises that its product will fill the air with a “genuine, foul butt-crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo,” adding that “the funny pranks you can pull with Liquid ASS are unlimited” and “watching the facial grimaces of people and hearing their comments about the part-your-hair, gagging stench will have you laughing until it hurts.”
By the looks of things, that’s a fairly accurate description of Liquid ASS. Well, everything except the laughing part. The woman whose face came in direct content with the fart spray declined to press charges, and we’re assuming dinner and movie this weekend are also out of the question.
