Right, except it’s usually your wife’s towels and not somebody’s house.
According to The Huffington Post, a 25-year-old Clearwater man was arrested last week for vandalizing a home in Largo, but the incident turned quite awkward when he told police he had been jerking off to loud music when he suddenly “felt like going out and destroying stuff.”
Police said they were responding to a call about a man beating the piss out of a mailbox last Friday when they found William Timothy Anderson “shirtless and covered in dirt.” They also found a busted garden angel, broken real estate sign and a shattered window.
Anderson admitted to wrecking all three items but then dropped the bombshell that he only did it after punching his clown while listening to loud music and suddenly getting the urge to run out and destroy shit.
No word on what tunes Anderson had cranking from his cassette player, but by the looks of things, it was most likely something from Danzig, GWAR or Taylor Swift.
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