Hopefully he was watering his lawn with the hose that was connected to his house.
According to KMPH, a 37-year-old Fresno man who was recently watering his lawn in the nude was arrested after a police officer asked him to put on some clothes, and he responded by throwing a beer bottle and knife at him.
And by the looks of things, he drank more than that one beer:
Police said Robert Lopez was still butt ass naked and drinking a brewski in his yard when an officer responded to a complaint of a nude man watering his grass Wednesday night. The officer politely asked Lopez to get dressed, but he basically told him to get dicked and threw his beer bottle at him.
Lopez then told the responding officer that he would “get a gun and shoot him,” and that statement led to a call for backup. Things escalated even further when Lopez went inside to grab a pair of shorts and an eight-inch knife. He threw the blade at the officer and thankfully missed, but the officer didn’t when he retaliated with a bean bag round from a shotgun.
Backup eventually arrived to help place Lopez into custody, and he was hit with a slew of felony charges. No word on if those red circles on his chest were a result of the bean bags or if his roommate in prison was a nipple-sucking clown.
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