Maybe the pooper was raised by German Shepherds.
According to KFBK, an 18-year-old Stockton man was arrested and charged with assault with a deadly weapon Sunday night after he chased down a guy who dropped a deuce on his lawn and then stabbed him in the head with a knife.
Police said Lonale Shaw witnessed the man taking a dump in his yard and then grabbed a knife. A brief chase ensued, and Shaw was able to jump on the man when he fell. Shaw then stabbed the man in the head but dropped the knife when the man fought back.
After a brief struggle, police said the lawn pooper picked up the knife and stabbed Shaw in the neck with it. At the end of the day, it was Shaw who was arrested and not the pooper. Although, you have to think the police reminded him that he wasn’t living in India and encouraged him to use a toilet the next time around.
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