It sounds like they must have eaten at Joe’s Crab Shack before he tried to get in her shorts.
According to The Local, when a Swedish woman refused to have sex with a man who was “visiting” her home Sunday night, he became so infuriated by her decision that he ripped a revenge fart so putrid that she called the police on him.
The police report stated the man blew mud so bad that it “disturbed the woman’s peace of mind.”
“It smelled very bad in my flat,” the woman said in the report.
She told police the two had discussed having sexual relations in her Laholm apartment, but when she decided against it, he ditched the good guy act and dropped ass so bad before walking out of her place that it could only be described as “vomit-inducing.”
No word if the man will face charges for his post-rejection flatulence or if the woman will be in any trouble for calling the cops just because a grown man farted. But either way, gross.
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